1) Hypothetically, if your mother was a hamster, what would you be...?
A shrubbery
I'm your Batman.
Thrown from the bridge subsequent to your answer, "I don't know that!"
Your worst nightmare.
A peasant. Help, help! I'm being repressed!
A newt. ...I got better.
...a hamster. Duh.
King Arthur

2) Of the following, which is your favourite wedding scene?
Prince Henry and the Spanish princess, Ever After
Frank's wedding, Old School
Miles and Marilyn, Intolerable Cruelty
Vanessa (Ursula) and Eric, The Little Mermaid
Jeremy and Gloria, The Wedding Crashers
Nottingham and Marian, Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
Robin and Marian, Robin Hood: Men in Tights
Prince Hebert, Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Charlie and Harriet, So I Married an Axe Murderer